White & Nerdy (Ridin' Parody)

You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl
Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped
out
Got people beggin' for my top eight
spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with
mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play
for days
Once you've see my sweet moves,
you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the
place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun
(what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of
ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect
them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me
bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some
writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you
R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites
(websites)
When my friends need some code, who
do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble
wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin'
freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance
Faire

Got my name on my underwear They
see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy


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Eat it (Beat it)

How come you're always such a fussy
young man
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want
no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are
starvin' in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to
debate
Don't want to hear about what kinds of
foods you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean
off you're plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, just eat it
Just eat it, just eat it... Woo!

Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food, this ain't
some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it. Just eat it.

You better listen, better do as you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna
casserole
You better chow down, or it's gonna get
cold
So eat it.

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt
Have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's too cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner. Have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it! Eat it!
Get yourself an egg and beat it!

Have some more chicken. Have some
more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

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You Don't Take Your Showers
(You don't send me flowers)

You don't take your showers
You don't use ban roll on
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you
make me ill

I remember when

You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you
know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like
snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that
you go

'cuz you don't take your showers
anymore

I had to buy some airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your
hygiene is poor


And besides, you're a slob

You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your
smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their
nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes

'cuz you don't take your showers
anymore

And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes

'cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use ban roll on
And you don't take your showers
anymore
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics




Album:
ALAPALOOZA

Achy Breaky Song
Bedrock Anthem
Bohemian Polka
Frank's 2000" TV
Harvey The Wonder
Hamster
Jurassic Park
Livin' In The Fridge
She Never Told Me
She Was A Mime
Talk Soup
Traffic Jam
Waffle King
Young, Dumb & Ugly

Album: BAD HAIR
DAY

Amish Paradise
Callin' In Sick
Cavity Search
Everything You Know
is Wrong
Gump
I Remember Larry
I'm So Sick of You
Phony Calls
Since You've Been
Gone - Live
Syndicated Inc.
The Alternative Polka
The Night Santa Went
Crazy

Album: DARE TO
BE STUPID

Cable Tv
Dare To Be Stupid
George Of The Jungle
Girls Just Want To
Have Lunch
I Want A New Duck
Like A Surgeon
One More Minute
Slime Creatures From
Outer Space
This Is The Life
Yoda

Album: EVEN
WORSE

Alimony
Fat
Good Old Days
I Think I'm A Clone
Now
Lasagna
Melanie
Stuck In A Closet
With Vanna White
This Song's Just Six
Words Long
Twister
Velvet Elvis
You Make Me

Album: FOOD
ALBUM

Addicted To Spuds
Eat It
Fat
I Love Rocky Road
Lasagna
My Bologna
Spam
Taco Grande
The Rye And The
Kaiser
The White Stuff

Album: FOOD
MEDLEY

Avocado
Bologna
Burger King
Don't You Forget
About Meat
Girls Just Want To
Have Lunch
I Feel Like Throwin'
Up
I Love Rocky Road
It's Moldy Now
Spameater
Steak Number 3
The Rye And The
Kaiser
Whole Lotta Lunch

Album: IN 3-D

Buy Me A Condo
Eat It
I Lost On Jeopardy
Midnight Star
Mr. Popeil
Polkamon
The Brady Bunch

Album: OFF THE
DEEP END

Airline Amy
I Can't Watch This
I Was Only Kidding
Polka Your Eyes Out
Smells Like Nirvana
Taco Grande
The Plumbing Song
The White Stuff
Trigger Happy
When I Was Your Age
You Don't Love Me
Anymore

Album: POLKA
PARTY

Addicted To Spuds
Christmas At Ground
Zero
Here's Johnny
Polka Party!

Album: POODLE
HAT

Couch Potato
Trash Day

Album: RUNNING
WITH SCISSORS

Albuquerque
Germs
Grapefruit Diet
It's All About the
Benjamins
It's All About The
Pentiums
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer
My Baby's In Love
With Eddie Vedder
My Baby's In Love
With Eddie Vedder
Polka Power!
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
The Saga Begins
The Weird Al Show
Theme
Truck Drivin' Song
Your Horoscope For
Toda

Album: TV ALBUM

Bedrock Anthem
Cable Tv
Frank's 2000" Tv
Here's Johnny
I Can't Watch This
I Lost On Jeopardy
Money For
Nothing/beverly
Hillbillies
Ricky
Talk Soup
The Brady Bunch
Uhf

Album: UHF

Attack Of The
Radioactive Hamsters
From A Planet Near
Mars
Fun Zone
Gandhi Ii
Generic Blues
Isle Thing
Let Me Be Your Hog
Money For
Nothing/beverly
Hillbillies
She Drives Like Crazy
Spam
Spatula City
The Biggest Ball Of
Twine In Minnesota
The Hot Rocks Polka
Uhf

Album: UNKNOWN

1985 Food Medley -
02 - Doctor
Alternative Polka
Another One Rides
The Bus
Baby Likes Burping
Belvedere Cruising
Born To Be Mild
Buckingham Blues
Cheerios, Apple Jacks,
Cheerios
Chicken Pot Pie
Christmas Memories
Of "weird Al" Yankovic
Crampton Comes Alive
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Wear Those
Shoes
Dr. Demento Radio
Promo
Dr. Demento's 15th
Anniversary Special
Fast Food
Fatter
Flatbush Avenue
Free Delivery
Gee, I'm A Nerd
Good Enough For Now
Gravy On You
Green Eggs And Ham
Hit Me With A Rock
Holiday Greetings 1987
Hooked On Polkas
I'll Repair For You (a
Theme For Home
Improvement)
If I Could Make Love
To A Bottle
Baby
It's Still Billy Joel To
Me
Kidstar 1250 Radio
Promotion
King Of Suede
Laundry Day
Leisure Suit Serenade
Living With A Hernia
Matter Of Crust
Nature Trail To Hell
Never Met A Person
As Wonderful As Me
Nobody Here But Us
Frogs
Pac Man
Peter And The Wolf
Polka Patterns
Rice, Rice Baby
School Cafeteria -
Version 1
Since You're Been
Gone
Smoke A Bowl (Coca
Cola Parody)
Snack All Night
Sometimes You Feel
Like A Nut
Spy Hard
Star Wars: The Saga
Begins
Stop Dragging My Car
Around
Take Me Down
Take Me To The Liver
Take The "l" Out Of
Liver
That Boy Could Dance
The Ballad Of Kent
Marlow
The Biggest Ball Of
Twine In Minnesota
The Devil Went Down
To Jamaica
Theme From Rocky
XIII
Title Of The Song In
Question
Toothless People
We Got The Beef
We're All Gay
(Backstreet Boys)
Which Backstreet Boy
Is Gay
Won't Eat Prunes Again
Yoda Chant
You Don't Take Your
Showers
Young, Dumb, and
Ugly

Album: VOL.
1-GREATEST HITS

Achy Breaky Song
Addicted To Spuds
Bedrock Anthem
Christmas At Ground
Zero
Dare To Be Stupid
Eat It
Fat
Headline News
I Lost On Jeopardy
Jurassic Park
Lasagna
Like A Surgeon
Money For
Nothing/beverly
Hillbillies
One More Minute
Polka Your Eyes Out
Ricky
Smells Like Nirvana
This Is The Life
Uhf
Yoda
You Don't Love Me
Anymore

Album: WEIRD AL
YANKOVIC

Another One Rides
The Bus
Gotta Boogie
Happy Birthday
I Love Rocky Road
I'll Be Mellow When
I'm Dead
Mr. Frump In The
Iron Lung
My Bologna
Ricky
Such A Groovy Guy
The Check's In The
Mail
Another One Rides the Bus
(Another one bites the dust)

Ridin' in a bus down the
boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to
stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin' like a locker
room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We're already packed in like
sardines,
But we're stoppin' to pick up
more.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There's a suitcase pokin' me in
the ribs.
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum
standin' next to me.
Hasn't showered in a year.
Well, I think I'm missin' a
contact lens.
I think my wallet's gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin'
again,
To let a couple more freaks get
on.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey,
hey!
Another one rides the
bus--hey-y-y-y!

The window doesn't open, and
the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like
this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should'a got off a couple
miles ago,
But I couldn't get to the door.
There isn't any room for me to
breathe.
Now we're gonna pick up more,
yeah!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

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Bedrock Anthem

Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone
Now I'll tell you why....

Well I've got I've got a woman
named Wilma
Well I've got I've got a baby
named Pebbles
Well I've got I've got a doggy
named Dino
We do a little bowling and we
drink a little vino

Well I've got a little buddy,
Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of
Barney Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot
of trouble
Does'nt like to shave, he got
caveman stubble

Me and Barney, Loyal Order
Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order
Water Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody
gotta know
How come Grand Poo-Bah
always gotta run the whole
show?

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric
knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby
named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one
fan
He's the strongest toddler in the
whole land
Tear your arm off if he shake-es
your hand

Got a car, gonna push it with
my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat
now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't
be beat now
Made from brontosaurus baby,
not moo-cow

Wanna chill with a sabre-toothed
tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone
subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a
windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Don't know what it means but I
say it anyhow

Lucky me, workin' down in the
gravel pit
Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur
I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he
throws a fit
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody
knows its time to quit

Realize I'm livin' in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-Age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur
bone-Age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day
for my wage

Barney Rubble, laugin' like a
hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little
wiener
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen
her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum
cleaner

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba
dabba do now
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I love Rocky Road
(I love Rock 'n' Roll)

I hear those ice cream bells and
I start to drool,
Keep a couple quarts in my
locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
And vanilla just leaves me cold,
There's just one flavor good
enough for me, yeah me,
Don't gimme no crummy taste
spoon, I know what I need, baby

I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy a half
gallon baby
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop
with me, OW!

They tell me ice cream junkies
are all the same,
All the soda jerkers know my
name,
When their supply is gone,
Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday
afternoon,
You'll see, another truckload's
comin' in for me,
All for me, I'm singin'

I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy a half
gallon baby
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop
with me, OW!

When I'm all alone,
I just grab my self a cone,
And if I get fat and lose my
teeth that's fine with me,
Just lock me in the freezer,
throw away the key, singing

I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy a half
gallon baby
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop
with me, OW!
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