White & Nerdy (Ridin' Parody)

You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna
stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you
R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they
call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

Got my name on my underwear They see me
strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy


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Eat it (Beat it)

How come you're always such a fussy young
man
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no
Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starvin'
in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods
you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're
plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, just eat it
Just eat it, just eat it... Woo!

Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food, this ain't some
kind of game
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it. Just eat it.

You better listen, better do as you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it.

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt
Have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's too cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner. Have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it! Eat it!
Get yourself an egg and beat it!

Have some more chicken. Have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

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You Don't Take Your Showers
(You don't send me flowers)

You don't take your showers
You don't use ban roll on
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill

I remember when

You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go

'cuz you don't take your showers anymore

I had to buy some airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene
is poor


And besides, you're a slob

You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old
clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes

'cuz you don't take your showers anymore

And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes

'cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use ban roll on
And you don't take your showers anymore
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics




Album: ALAPALOOZA

Achy Breaky Song
Bedrock Anthem
Bohemian Polka
Frank's 2000" TV
Harvey The Wonder
Hamster
Jurassic Park
Livin' In The Fridge
She Never Told Me She
Was A Mime
Talk Soup
Traffic Jam
Waffle King
Young, Dumb & Ugly

Album: BAD HAIR DAY

Amish Paradise
Callin' In Sick
Cavity Search
Everything You Know is
Wrong
Gump
I Remember Larry
I'm So Sick of You
Phony Calls
Since You've Been Gone -
Live
Syndicated Inc.
The Alternative Polka
The Night Santa Went
Crazy

Album: DARE TO BE
STUPID

Cable Tv
Dare To Be Stupid
George Of The Jungle
Girls Just Want To Have
Lunch
I Want A New Duck
Like A Surgeon
One More Minute
Slime Creatures From
Outer Space
This Is The Life
Yoda

Album: EVEN WORSE

Alimony
Fat
Good Old Days
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Lasagna
Melanie
Stuck In A Closet With
Vanna White
This Song's Just Six Words
Long
Twister
Velvet Elvis
You Make Me

Album: FOOD ALBUM

Addicted To Spuds
Eat It
Fat
I Love Rocky Road
Lasagna
My Bologna
Spam
Taco Grande
The Rye And The Kaiser
The White Stuff

Album: FOOD MEDLEY

Avocado
Bologna
Burger King
Don't You Forget About
Meat
Girls Just Want To Have
Lunch
I Feel Like Throwin' Up
I Love Rocky Road
It's Moldy Now
Spameater
Steak Number 3
The Rye And The Kaiser
Whole Lotta Lunch

Album: IN 3-D

Buy Me A Condo
Eat It
I Lost On Jeopardy
Midnight Star
Mr. Popeil
Polkamon
The Brady Bunch

Album: OFF THE DEEP
END

Airline Amy
I Can't Watch This
I Was Only Kidding
Polka Your Eyes Out
Smells Like Nirvana
Taco Grande
The Plumbing Song
The White Stuff
Trigger Happy
When I Was Your Age
You Don't Love Me
Anymore

Album: POLKA PARTY

Addicted To Spuds
Christmas At Ground Zero
Here's Johnny
Polka Party!

Album: POODLE HAT

Couch Potato
Trash Day

Album: RUNNING
WITH SCISSORS

Albuquerque
Germs
Grapefruit Diet
It's All About the
Benjamins
It's All About The
Pentiums
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer
My Baby's In Love With
Eddie Vedder
My Baby's In Love With
Eddie Vedder
Polka Power!
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
The Saga Begins
The Weird Al Show Theme
Truck Drivin' Song
Your Horoscope For Toda

Album: TV ALBUM

Bedrock Anthem
Cable Tv
Frank's 2000" Tv
Here's Johnny
I Can't Watch This
I Lost On Jeopardy
Money For
Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
Ricky
Talk Soup
The Brady Bunch
Uhf

Album: UHF

Attack Of The Radioactive
Hamsters From A Planet
Near Mars
Fun Zone
Gandhi Ii
Generic Blues
Isle Thing
Let Me Be Your Hog
Money For
Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
She Drives Like Crazy
Spam
Spatula City
The Biggest Ball Of Twine
In Minnesota
The Hot Rocks Polka
Uhf

Album: UNKNOWN

1985 Food Medley - 02 -
Doctor
Alternative Polka
Another One Rides The
Bus
Baby Likes Burping
Belvedere Cruising
Born To Be Mild
Buckingham Blues
Cheerios, Apple Jacks,
Cheerios
Chicken Pot Pie
Christmas Memories Of
"weird Al" Yankovic
Crampton Comes Alive
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Wear Those Shoes
Dr. Demento Radio Promo
Dr. Demento's 15th
Anniversary Special
Fast Food
Fatter
Flatbush Avenue
Free Delivery
Gee, I'm A Nerd
Good Enough For Now
Gravy On You
Green Eggs And Ham
Hit Me With A Rock
Holiday Greetings 1987
Hooked On Polkas
I'll Repair For You (a
Theme For Home
Improvement)
If I Could Make Love To
A Bottle
Baby
It's Still Billy Joel To Me
Kidstar 1250 Radio
Promotion
King Of Suede
Laundry Day
Leisure Suit Serenade
Living With A Hernia
Matter Of Crust
Nature Trail To Hell
Never Met A Person As
Wonderful As Me
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Pac Man
Peter And The Wolf
Polka Patterns
Rice, Rice Baby
School Cafeteria - Version 1
Since You're Been Gone
Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola
Parody)
Snack All Night
Sometimes You Feel Like
A Nut
Spy Hard
Star Wars: The Saga Begins
Stop Dragging My Car
Around
Take Me Down
Take Me To The Liver
Take The "l" Out Of Liver
That Boy Could Dance
The Ballad Of Kent
Marlow
The Biggest Ball Of Twine
In Minnesota
The Devil Went Down To
Jamaica
Theme From Rocky XIII
Title Of The Song In
Question
Toothless People
We Got The Beef
We're All Gay (Backstreet
Boys)
Which Backstreet Boy Is
Gay
Won't Eat Prunes Again
Yoda Chant
You Don't Take Your
Showers
Young, Dumb, and Ugly

Album: VOL.
1-GREATEST HITS

Achy Breaky Song
Addicted To Spuds
Bedrock Anthem
Christmas At Ground Zero
Dare To Be Stupid
Eat It
Fat
Headline News
I Lost On Jeopardy
Jurassic Park
Lasagna
Like A Surgeon
Money For
Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
One More Minute
Polka Your Eyes Out
Ricky
Smells Like Nirvana
This Is The Life
Uhf
Yoda
You Don't Love Me
Anymore

Album: WEIRD AL
YANKOVIC

Another One Rides The
Bus
Gotta Boogie
Happy Birthday
I Love Rocky Road
I'll Be Mellow When I'm
Dead
Mr. Frump In The Iron
Lung
My Bologna
Ricky
Such A Groovy Guy
The Check's In The Mail
Another One Rides the Bus
(Another one bites the dust)

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin' like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We're already packed in like sardines,
But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standin' next
to me.
Hasn't showered in a year.
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
I think my wallet's gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

The window doesn't open, and the fan
is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles
ago,
But I couldn't get to the door.
There isn't any room for me to breathe.
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

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Bedrock Anthem

Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone
Now I'll tell you why....

Well I've got I've got a woman named
Wilma
Well I've got I've got a baby named
Pebbles
Well I've got I've got a doggy named
Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a
little vino

Well I've got a little buddy, Barney
Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney
Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of
trouble
Does'nt like to shave, he got caveman
stubble

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water
Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water
Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta
know
How come Grand Poo-Bah always
gotta run the whole show?

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
I get by on all my prehistoric
knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby named
Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole
land
Tear your arm off if he shake-es your
hand

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet
now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat
now
Made from brontosaurus baby, not
moo-cow

Wanna chill with a sabre-toothed tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield
wiper

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Don't know what it means but I say it
anyhow

Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel
pit
Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows
its time to quit

Realize I'm livin' in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-Age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur
bone-Age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for
my wage

Barney Rubble, laugin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do
now
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I love Rocky Road
(I love Rock 'n' Roll)

I hear those ice cream bells and I start
to drool,
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at
school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
And vanilla just leaves me cold,
There's just one flavor good enough for
me, yeah me,
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon,
I know what I need, baby

I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon
baby
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop with me,
OW!

They tell me ice cream junkies are all
the same,
All the soda jerkers know my name,
When their supply is gone,
Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon,
You'll see, another truckload's comin'
in for me,
All for me, I'm singin'

I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon
baby
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop with me,
OW!

When I'm all alone,
I just grab my self a cone,
And if I get fat and lose my teeth
that's fine with me,
Just lock me in the freezer, throw
away the key, singing

I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon
baby
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop with me,
OW!
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